She frantically punches buttons on her cell phone and impatiently waits for the phone to be picked up at the other end. And when it is, the following conversation ensues.
She: (anxiously) Where are you??
He: On my way home…
She: I know that. Where have you reached??!
He: (names a place 7-8 kms away from home)
She: (with urgency) Ok ok. But come QUICKLY!!
He: (now quite alarmed) Why! What’s the matter??
She: (shuddering) There’s a lizard in the refrigerator!!!
He: Whaaat?? HAHAHAHAHA!!
She: (giggling nervously) It jumped in from the top door when I opened the fridge. (adds peevishly) Why did it have to jump IN?? Couldn’t it have jumped OUT?? Stupid thing!!
He: (guffaws again) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
She: (giggles nervously again while peering into the refrigerator from a distance of about 4-5 feet, poised for instant flight in case the lizard with the ‘your-fridge-is-also-my-fridge’ mentality made a sudden appearance)
He: (gallantly) Ok ok, don’t worry, I am coming!!
She sighs in relief, switches off the phone and patiently awaits the modern day Knight on the Fiero to come to the rescue of the damsel put in distress by lizards that are miserable failures when it comes to using their internal navigation system in the right manner while moving around especially in those human households inhabited by lizardo-phobic damsels. By the way, no prizes of course for guessing the identity of either the Knight or the Damsel in Distress.
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Ha ha! I hate lizards too. Cant’ stand the sight of them. So did the Damsel finally get out of distress?
Me: Wow Pal! That was a quick response! 🙂 Yeah, the damsel was rescued by the Knight-minus-armor! 😉
Knight might be thanking the lizard for giving another chance to giggle with the damsel!!chala baagunthi mee premam!!
Me: Maddy, living with me is one whole round of adventures with the reptiles,insects and rodents! 😛 So the Knight-minus-armor gets plenty of opportunity to laugh at my expense!! 😛
poor lizards… they are harmless… they just eat out the insects in the house… !!! come on….
Me: Aha! Poor lizards eh?? And what where they doing inside my fridge?? Looking for A/C accommodation?? 😛
That was so hilarious! Just makes me thankful that I haven’t seen a lizard here(yet) 🙂
Especially loved
‘zards that are miserable failures when it comes to using their internal navigation system in the right manner while moving around especially in those human households inhabited by lizardo-phobic damsels’
They sure seeem to have a radar for ‘human households inhabited by lizardo-phobic damsels’ 😉
Me: I agree totally, they have a totally screwed up radar fitted in them that makes them go straight for the lizardo-phobic damsels! Glad you enjoyed the read and oh…. welcome!
😆
Damsel in distress err Shail 😀
the Knight seems to be the very picture of nobility 🙂
slaying …chasing away lizards and other such creatures 😀
Me: Yep Indy, the knight is gallantry personified. What would I do without him?? There was a mouse that had wandered into my house and the knight sprang into action. Not once has he said ‘Don’t be silly! Why should anyone be afraid of these insects and reptiles??’ His only objection is to the shriek emitted in high decibels (albeit involuntarily let me hasten to add) by moi. What will the neighbors think?? he worries. Oh hell, they’d probably think I am shrieking. what else?? 😛 😉
Women they say need their daily quota of 30000 words. How do I fulfill my share of it??…..
By talking to dogs…..and LIZARDS…
Talk to lizards?? Fat chance. I wouldn’t give them the time of the day if they asked ever so sweetly! Ha! 😛
BTW what’s the story behind your new name Kannan??
Women they say need their daily quota of 30000 words. How do I fulfill my share of it??
By talking to dogs….and LIZARDS..
Boy, you sure are a wizard
At the phobia of the lizard
The poor reptile
Has got on a smile
Considering you to yourself a hazard!
Me: Yeah I know I know Gulshan. They go snigger snigger when they see me! 😦
To save the damsel in distress from her plight
comes the dragon slayer our hero the knight
for the lizard it would have been quite a fright
and for the family a story that will always delight.
Shail you sure attract a lot of cold blooded creatures.Maybe it is because you are so warm hearted.
Me:
The stories of my plight
To the family brings delight
If not for the gallant knight
I’d have died long ago of fright.
OMG what a scary thought Govind. It brings visions of all the cold-blooded creatures making their way to me!! :O But thanks for the compliment though. 🙂
Ha..ha..ha.. Poor Lizards.
They are good for romantic tales though 😉
Me: Lol maybe I should make a romantic tale out of this!! 😉
Ha!ha! Very funny!
Me: Manju, glad you had a laugh! 🙂
Is it fear or revulsion? I hope the one in your fridge didn’t get frozen in the freezer.
Me: How about if its both??
I left the refrigerator door open till the knight-minus-armor reached home hoping better sense would prevail and the lizard would leave aside higher aspirations of living in A/C accommodation and settle instead for the non A/C ones they have been living in till date. So it did not get frozen.
Lol 🙂
Such a common occurence. I wish lizards could be banned from homes.
Me: Tell me about it! I wish it too!
Lizards, though horrible looking, very much useful and un-harming. Once you remove the misunderstandings about them then there is no fear about them.
Me: You may say that a 100 times to me Mrtudula, but its not going to be accepted by my brain! 😦
Thanks for dropping in. Keep coming. 🙂
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OMG !!! That gives me the creeps…inside the fridge….OOOHHHH, just too much to handle.
When we run away from them, they greet us at every turn and corner…che….
@UmaS, Really, my complaint is, why cant they keep away from me?? i don’t disturb them in anyway!! 😦 😉
eeeks inside the fridge sigh i hate them too
@Monika, Yeah *shudders remembering*
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