I is a kitteh, a purty and cute kitteh. One day I hear story of lady with dog who like us kittehs very much. I wanna go meets lady and her wow dog who takes care of kittehs. I no tell Mamma Kitteh. I is runs away from Mamma kitteh’s home.
I goes to Big Building and play kitteh games near door. Peoples walks here, there and looks at kitteh and say ‘Look cute kitteh!’ I want they takes I to Lady and wow dog who loves kittehs. They no take.
I is soon tired and hungry. Meow meow. Mans at doors give milks and biscuits. I eats I sleeps.
Then I sees Big Chief. Big Chief tells mans at doors, put kitteh in big box, lady wants kitteh. Mans puts kitteh in big box. I is happy. I is going to sees lady and wow dog who love kittehs, I knows in kitteh hearts. Big Chief puts big box in car and drive. I is sit quiet in big box. Car go very very far.
Lady surprise. Lady ask, ‘What cake?? Why cake??’
Big Chief open big box. Lady sees cute kitteh. Lady scream and jump and I is think is earthquakes come. Lady is fat. Then lady take I and tell to I ‘Oh you cute kitteh!’ I is pleased. Lady say, wow dog who loves kittehs gone to dog heaven. I is very sad to hears it.
Lady is excited I has come. Lady call monkeys, ask what is name for kitteh. Big Monkey say ‘Kitteh’ and Small Monkey also say ‘Kitteh’. Big Chief say call kitteh Pepper. So I is Pepper the Kitteh. But I is think, why lady no give name for I??
Big Chief calls I, ‘Hundred grams.’ I is now still small kitteh. But I grows. I is become heavy kitteh soon and not hundred grams. Big Chief and lady loves I. But lady angry when I is jump on laptop. Lady scream ‘NO KITTEH’. I scaredy kitteh. Lady say I is naughty kitteh, no jump on laptop, I be spanked. I is hide under cot.
I is like Mary’s lamb. I is always goes where lady is. Lady in kitchen I sits kitchen, lady is reads in sitting rooms, I is sleep sitting rooms, lady tapping laptop, I is sleep on her lap. I catch bug for lady. When I is grows, I catches lizards for lady. Lady be very happy.
Lady give I fish and milk. I is very much like fish and milk. Big Chief give sambar-rice too. I is likes sambar-rice. Big Chief and lady play with kitteh lot. I is love Big Chief and lady. So I is scratch and bite them lots.
Lady always take pictures of I. Lady say I is now world famous kitteh. Lady say I has to blog. Lady teach me human English later and I is writes good blogs then. Now I is only speak kitteh English.
Ok peoples, now I go eat fish. Meow meow.
Ohh peoples!!! Please yous not goes away. The lady is scream at me if I is no tell ya folk what she is tell me to tell you peoples. Is all big words for little kitteh, but I is try to gets it all rights.
The lady say Women’s Web have competition for Women’s Day. Golly I is wants to knows, when is Kittehs Day??! Ooops, sorry lady, I is stick to topics lady, you no get angry. I is talk only about Women’s Web, promise lady. Here, I is gonna copy the news for you alls. Is okay??
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Ok now I is gonna vamoose. Meow meow.