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I am cross and positively bristling with indignation, obviously the righteous kind. Well may you ask the reason why. Don’t even dream of telling me to cool down. Ha! Would you be doing that kind sirs and beautiful madams if you were in my shoes?? More likely that I’d find red hot flame spewing forth from your nostrils, not to mention ears with accompanying clouds of smoke which I am sure would not be emanating from blowing on any cancer stick!! Patience Personified (that’s me in case you didn’t know) that I am, I am merely bristling. Imagine the bally cheek of the upstart trying to stop me from entering where I am jolly well entitled to enter. Adding insult to injury baseless accusations are also flung at me for good measure that sting to the core.
Trying circumstances is what I am laboring under right now. How would you feel walking up to your house one fine day and finding not only has the said house locked itself leaving you out in the cold but when you try unlocking it with, mind you, the original and genuine key, you also have the house turn around and accuse you of being a dangerous impostor who has been trying to demolish the house with weapons of mass destruction and so are being prevented from entering the premises. Ahhh! Now you are singing a different tune, aren’t you?? It’s like when what you considered a harmless baa-lamb turns around and bites you in the fleshy part of your anatomy when you least expect it, as Wodehouse would say.
Well that’s exactly what happened to me. Oooops no, I did not get locked out of my house, nor did my adobe accuse me of using weapons of mass destruction on it. I was only asking you to imagine the scenario because that’s exactly how I felt when I was left out in the cold by my own website. ’Error something-or-other’ says the stupid thing to me when I tried to log in. And then, unbelievable as it may seem, it accuses me in a clear-cut manner that I have been spamming my own site. Does it stop there?? Oh no baby!! It goes a step further, the dropped on its head while an infant software that is supposed to care for and protect me. It stops me in my tracks pompously advising me to contact myself to resolve the issue. Preposterous!! I was being asked to take my own permission to access my own website. Do you wonder I bristle?!!
Bad Behavior is the name of the software that is supposed to stop the nefarious activities of spammers. Yet it stops me, Miss Goody Two Shoes. Scandalous!! Hmm… looks like it is living up to its name and instead of stopping the bad guys is being bad itself for a change. Is that all?? You bet it isn’t. Not content with playing the villain, it is also being funny by asking me to upgrade to the latest version of Bad Behavior if the problem persists. Hello there Bad Behavior, excuse me, how am I supposed to upgrade to your latest version if you won’t let me in?? Gotcha there, haven’t I?? Now try and wriggle out of that one.
Sigh. It is alright to thumb my nose at Bad Behavior’s bad behavior. But it remains to be seen whether I will be allowed to post. I will just have to keep my fingers crossed and try my luck. All this leads up to one thing folks. In the future if you don’t find this site being updated with new posts on a regular basis, you know where the problem lies. Bad Behavior is being real bad. Yeah sure, you can rest assured that I’d be bristling with righteous indignation and in addition also resorting to some name calling while hopping from one foot to another mad as a wet hen. I know that’s bad behaviour but good exercise too!! *wink*
Please, no advice on what I can do to solve the problem. This is written in a light-hearted vein.
Hahahaha Truly hilarious, ala Shail, only you could have written this blog, hats off as always. Jacob.
This is really funny Shail. And something that I can empathize with wholeheartedly. My recent adventure has been with my bank account which kept saying I entered the wrong password. After about five trials of entering the password (and different variations of it), it totally ganged up on me and did not even allow me in its vicinity anymore :D.
funny and the flames from your pores leap out from the screen!
Shail !!
Hilarious !!
You are capable of presenting a troubled moment into a funny readable article…
ROFL !!!
The writeup is extremely humorous, the introduction alone leaves the reader grinning. If you aren’t laughing, definitely u need to get some airholes drilled in your skull.
Its a terrific memoir – funny, poignant & amazing. 🙂
LOLS Shail…Can we puhlease not give you suggestions for handling bad behaviour? 🙂 🙂 I am dying to crack a few bad jokes!!!
this is so tongue in cheek. trust you to come up with something like this.
“And then, unbelievable as it may seem, it accuses me in a clear-cut manner that I have been spamming my own site.”
hehehe Sometimes when people start caring too much for us… it actually becomes a torture… we feel ah what a pain it has become… hehehe This software is somethin like that. 😀
When I clicked the blog… I was expecting to read some ‘Bad Behavior’ of some person and was furious to know who is that who is troublin ma mom 😛
>>> stops me in my tracks pompously advising me to contact myself to resolve the issue.<<>> asking me to upgrade to the latest version of Bad Behavior if the problem persists.<<<
that is PROPER software maintenance that even Microsoft is doing nowadays….’upgrade to Vista’
…..and you said son Sr is in IT…..
like we say it here…. ” how will it NOT crash?..after all WE coded it ” **** serious face..****
re-posting as this site or s/w has something against ‘>>>’
— stops me in my tracks pompously advising me to contact myself to resolve the issue.—
welcome to software maintenance LOL…
—-asking me to upgrade to the latest version of Bad Behavior if the problem persists—-
that is PROPER software maintenance that even Microsoft is doing now….’upgrade to Vista’
…..and you said son Sr is in IT…..
like we say it here…. ” how will it NOT crash?..after all WE coded it ” **** serious face..****
ha ha !! funny ! i always think that me and the computer we are ennemis ,but i am the winner !!and bad behavior and dotclear are not my friends !!
again congratulations !!
Your writing is so concrete, so detailed, so vivid that it puts DVD movies in the theater of my head–in this case a very funny movie. The irony of the software’s name, the silliness of its accusations, the surprise of its recommendations–all not to be expected from anything related to computers–a “field” that promotes their collective image of being logical, technological, and always helpful. “Haaaaaaaa!” we reply in unison, as we thumb our collective noses at such “Bad Behavior.”
Another great trip down the exciting and funny road of your written humor.
Jacob, thank you!! *takes a bow* 🙂 Glad I have you laughing.
Roopa, looks to me like a conspiracy and involvement of a foreign hand cannot be ruled out!! (oh no I don’t belong to any political party, can’t stand the blighters!!) 😉
Ganga, did they now?? *looks for Burnol with sheepish grin*
Sundar aka Muthu, thanks for that lavish compliment!
Vikram, more lavish praise coming my way! I am liable to float away! *checks to see if the red brick tied to feet to anchor self is in place* Thanks!!
Ooooh Rekha go right ahead and crack a few jokes!! 😛 That’s meant mainly for the Martian community who advise first and see the humor later! But thankfully, none of them here have given any. *wonders if its the warning that did it*
Thanks Hrishi. If I had my way my tongue would stay in my cheek at all times. 😀 😛
Exactly Bubbly. Its almost like the smothering love and care of parents. Too concerned is Bad Behavior that it won’t even let me, the administrator, into her own site!! *knit brows*
I like that Swathi, ‘How will it not crash, we coded it!’ ROTFLOL. Well, unless I sign in as the administrator of the site, how can I upgrade…?? Beats me!! It is giving me my own e-mail address to write to!!
Thanks Isabel. Glad to hear you are the winner in this battle between Man and Machine!! 😛 Way to go girl!!
‘DVD movies in the theater of my head’ What will you come up with next Bob?? 🙂 And boy, haven’t you hit the nail on the head with the excellent observations you have made!! “Haaaaaaaa!” we reply in unison, as we thumb our collective noses at such “Bad Behavior.” Indeed we do!! Cheers!
Very very funny. Why dont you ask son sr. to make “Good behavior” software as an antidote…ooops Shaila, you had said no suggestions, but then I am from Saturn…
Wah Vivek, kya baat hai. What an idea Sir ji! Hmmm…. maybe it has something to do with your being from Saturn!! 🙂 Hmm… Saturn?? Btw why Saturn??
Haha.. what a cool way to describe the trouble. I was really impatient to read this blog post from the time you mailed me about it. And here I am, in an internet cafe, just for your blog! 🙂
And yeah, I wonder how I advice you to disable the “bad behavior” when its not even allowing you to login. 😉 I am feeling as stupid as this “bad behaviour” should have felt of itself. haha,..
Hey Samvit! Haha so I have got you into an internet cafe to read about ‘Bad Behavior’!! 😀 I remember you told me to disable the plug in when I could not even log in! 😉 😛
This is very sad indeed. But guess what, the generous soul that I am, I will let you write on my site under the pen name of ‘Salil’.
Now don’t get righteously indignant about the idea.. its ok, relax.. dont throw those things at me.. remember, the claim to be patience personified?!..ouch, that hurts..
Cheers,
We’ll keep aside the Patience Personified bit for the moment while we get this thing ironed out, Salil. Writing under the pen name ‘Salil’ eh?? Here comes the red brick (My only vice: throwing read bricks. Too late now, you didn’t know that I bet!) landing squarely on your left foot. Never mind that I was aiming for your right one. Sigh,these things happen and I have to be satisfied with the overall result. Ooops! Sorry did that hurt?? 😛
Psst, as it is more than once did I wonder when it was that I had left a comment on the post ‘Bad Behavior’ seeing your name in recent comments!! :-))))) Alright, it was only when I looked without my glasses!!
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My Mom recalls her co-worker exclaiming in the familiarization phase of their banking software… “Ayyo…. dey ente computer ezhunnett poyi cheyyaanariyavunna vallavareyum kottikkond vaaddeee enn parayunneee!!!(My computer is asking me to go and get someone who know how to do this)” on seeing the “Contact your Administrator” Dialog Box!
Me: Now I am ROTFLOL. 😆
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And how did I miss such a delightful post? It is so Wodehouse and lovely 😀
@Phoenixritu,
And how did I miss writing you a reply?? Thank you 🙂