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Tigers of India threaten to commit suicide en-masse over a demeaning reference to them by a man whose identity is not yet known.
The reference to tigers is part of a comment made in response to the news coverage by TOI of a Minister’s senseless statement on how much skin women can show which we infer is only as much as does not provoke the scum among men.
The comment is addressed to women and the pertinent part reads as the following:
“How many people go into a tigers den? Just because the world has changed does not mean you can expect the tiger to play with you.”
The ‘tiger ‘in the above statement is a metaphorical reference to males of the human species who apparently do not and can never ever have (according to the unknown commentator) control over their baser instincts. Men, the man implies, will be men, i.e. they will harass, kill and devour the females who show skin.
The reference to them in the comment has sent shock waves through the tiger community. “We are a proud race. To use our hallowed name to illustrate and justify the actions of depraved men is to hit the nadir of existence.” the spokes-tigress stated at a press conference. “We unanimously condemn the reference and seek immediate apology from the humans of this country, failing which we will be forced to take suitable action.”
The senior members of the tiger community could be seen pacifying tigers and tigresses roaring in anger at the humiliation. Tiger leaders were repeatedly requesting the more violently inclined of the members to please exercise self-control and that they would most definitely give a fitting reply to humans which they, the humans, would never forget in their lifetime.
This caused a more than mild flutter of anxiety among the reporters and camera-men, especially when some of the more ferocious of the lot were seen snarling at them. The more violently inclined among the tiger community had to be restrained physically by tiger-police even as they threatened to rush at reporters (and camera-men) threatening to maul them to death on the spot. It was a harrowing experience and a narrow escape for media personnel.
“It is all very well for humans to holler ‘Save the Tiger’ at the drop of a hat, form FB groups and write blogs on the topic…“ said the spokes-tigress in sarcastic tones. “When you cannot stop such cheap humans from humiliating the tiger community as a whole it is time for us to take revenge.”
“National animal indeed Ha!” a few of them were heard shouting. “And we get compared to scum of the earth!” “Yeah, let us see you have a National Animal after today!” “Humans are hypocrites!” were some of the things hurled accompanied with blood-curdling roars at the ready-to-pee-in-their pants reporters (and camera-men). It was a spectacular show of strength and solidarity.
Hurried discussions are on between human representatives and senior tiger leaders to avoid the imminent calamity of a country devoid of its pride, the regal tigers. The picture of a National Animal-less country is not one that the leaders of the country are prepared to face.
“We will be the laughing stock of the world,” an unnamed source in the government is quoted as having said.
A small elite group of human males were heard sympathizing with the tigers, “What else did you expect? Besides we know just how they feel. We undergo much more humiliation because we as men get clubbed with depraved criminals and their vociferous (and dumb) male and female supporters.” Readers will remember that there had been a recent news about women being advocated (by a woman) to wear long-sleeved blouses with their saris to earn respectability. Unconfirmed reports have been doing the rounds that the person is in the pay of the global clothes mafia that wants to increase sales of clothing at all costs.
Watch this space for further developments and more news on the tiger threat.
Aathira said:
LOL 🙂
shail said:
😉
bhagwad said:
Such statements need to be shot down whenever they’re made. More to the point, people who claim that they’re no different from animals need to get the same treatment as that given to animals.
Moral of the story: You’ll be treated like a human only when you behave like one.
shail said:
Absolutely! .
Ruchira said:
Fantastic take on the subject. I am sharing this 🙂
Really the article in TOI raised my hackles but the comments incensed me further !
shail said:
Thank you Ruch 🙂
Many of the comments send you into depression.
leopaw said:
You had lots of hidden arrows and an aggression for a cause in there. At the same time, it was hilarious to the core. good one.
shail said:
Welcome to Shail’s Nest Leopaw. Interesting name there and I checked out its origin 🙂 Thank you. Glad you saw both the arrows and the humor. 🙂
Ashwathy said:
ROFL!!!! This post is a total scream!!! 😆
I can’t think of a more befitting response!!! 😀 😀 😀
shail said:
Thanks Ashwathy 😉 😀
Bikram said:
Indeed watching this space now..
Poor tiger what all it has to endure…
These statements are made to be in limelight thats all… I doubt if this is the mentality of majority men. But then on second thoughts anything is possible in my Bharat mahaan.
Made me laugh my heartfelt sympathy to the tigers. National animal it shud be changed from today it should be the khadi clad politician.. Especially the white kurta wearing ones.. They shud be national indian ANIMAL…
shail said:
Poor tiger gets compared to bad people 😉 Those who make the statements do for whatever reason (limelight or votes) but they end up being costly for one half of the population. 🙂
Deeps said:
What a brilliant take on the subject, Shail! Such insentive remarks need to be dealt with fierce retorts like the one the ‘spokes-tigress’ gave!!! What a shame such commenters are to the very mankind!
shail said:
The commentators at TOI make you want to laugh and cry.
R's Mom said:
hahahaha! Hilarious.!! I loved your take on the subject…funny yet very very effective!
shail said:
Thank you 🙂
Usha Pisharody said:
It’s the hilarity, with the bursting in the seams rollicking humour, that drives the point home, sharp and straight.. to the hilt!
Awesome take, Shail!! Love it! Sharing 🙂
shail said:
Thank you, for the share too 😀
Tito Varghese said:
😀 ROTFLMAO.. This is lovely Shail.. LOL, so does sharing this make me more tigerish ? I wont complain..
shail said:
Welcome to Shail’s Nest Tito. 🙂 Glad that you liked it. Thanks for the share too 🙂 Yeah go tiger 😉
dodi2all said:
Have been here a few times, but was just a silent reader. But you just called me a tiger !!! 😀 😀 😀
shail said:
I went back to your blog and found Usha calling you ‘Tito’ and a bell rang. Was about to leave a comment asking, “Are you the Tito from FB?” Lol, you are! Yeah tigers are lovely regal beings. When I read the comment on TOI, I was like, “Man, he is actually comparing himself to a tiger? I am going to die laughing!”
Yeah I did call you and I am hoping this is a tiger who has his heart in the right place. I just read your points for Sibal! 😉
shail said:
But tell me, where else have I seen your comment? I remember seeing a dodi2all earlier too! *racking brain*
TitoV said:
So did u find it ? Do i have copy cats too ? 😀
Awards, a mention on twitter, and a possible copy cat , this year is already getting exciting
shail said:
Maybe it was at IHM’s or some poetry group like Thursday challenge or Poetry Picnic? 🙂
TitoV said:
Never been on a Poetry group except on Orkut. and that was ages ago. Whats Thursday challenge and Poetry Picnic ?
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dhwanis said:
brilliant! Sarcasm at its best!
shail said:
Thanks Dhwanis. The sad part is the sarcasm remains as relevant to the present times as to the past.
Fandango said:
Who knew tigers were so sensitive?
shail said:
Hehe