“Why did the chicken cross the road??”
An easy enough question to answer one would think, isn’t it?? And yet, it looks like humans, complex as they are, have tied themselves into knots trying to rack their brains and come up with answers to this simple question and have thereby bequeathed upon this innocuous question, the status of, “one of the most famous of riddles in the English language.” (Wiki).
Normal folk like you and I cross the road to get to the other side and wonder of wonders, so does the chicken, I hear from reliable sources. Leo of course has his own version which says the chicken did so because it stood at the cross roads; but then IIT-ians though apparently human (in the words of Leo, naturally) like everyone else on Earth (excluding me), do think zara hatke.
Here are some rib-tickling answers some ingenious minds have come up with:
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
Colonel Sanders: (Famed for Kentucky Fried Chicken): I missed one?
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Hamlet:
To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: –
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind, to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous side;
Or to take arms against a road of troubles,
And by crossing end them?
Thermodynamist: Because the pressure of chickens was greater on this side of the road, and the chicken’s crossing made the entropy greater.
Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
The Official Chicken Representative takes a more belligerent stance. “Because he wanted to.” says the OCR and goes on to ask, “Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too?? If you crossed the road no one would question you!” making us squirm uncomfortably in our seats and hang our heads in shame at unfairly questioning the motives of a baby fowl.
Now there is a school of thought, a little less known one perhaps, that thinks the chicken was a bally show off and all it wanted by its action was to prove to the squirrel (armadillo, ground hog and possum) that it (crossing the road) could be done!
The above are all words that could possibly have come from the more famous among us on the interesting topic of our little friend who goes cheep cheep, crossing the road. Much as I respect them their hard-achieved fame, I am left wondering what the aam janta consisting of the likes of you and me would say when confronted with the question. So even though it’s not good manners to eavesdrop (Note: This does not apply to characters in soaps on television; Eavesdropping is the pivot on which the story of soppy serials on television revolves) I decided to do just that.
A little boy, all excited having just heard from his friends about the pioneer fowl and the reason behind its innovative action, decides to confront members of his family and test them on the soundness of their knowledge on the topic. He approaches each one with the same question: Why did the chicken cross the road??
Dad: (immersed in the match on television and irritated at the interruption) Go and ask your Mom. She is the one who is always putting away things. (picks up the remote and goes back to watching TV)
Mom: Oh my God, you mean it’s gone???? I kept it in the freezer! (Forgetting for the moment that dead chickens don’t walk, lets out a wail of dismay) What will I cook for dinner tonight???
Elder sister: The chicken wanted to meet her boy friend, what else??!!! ((rolls eyes and shrugs shoulders at the pesky little brother and goes back to applying nail polish)
Elder brother: Chicks, what chicks?? Crossed the road?? Have they walked to the park?? (grabs a comb and starts combing hair) Tell Mom I am going to the park for a run. (checks himself in mirror and walks out humming a love song)
Grandmother: Hai Ram! Chicken chicken chicken!! The children these days want to eat chicken every single day! And to think we come from an illustrious line of staunch vegetarians! Hai Ram! (shakes head in disgust)
Grandfather: Well, this never used to happen in the pre-independence days. There was more discipline. No one crossed roads without prior permission of the elders of the family, (gives an ominous look) ….and they did not ask questions of elders either.
Baby: (gives toothless smile) Gguugguu (bangs the boy on the head with the wooden chicken that it now knows by name)
Everything said and done, though this oh-so-popular ‘riddle’ made its appearance in print for the first time way back in 1847, in The Knickerbocker, a New York monthly magazine (courtesy Wiki) and since then millions have asked the same question of a million others, who have in their turn come up with inspired and clever answers, the exact origin of the riddle itself remains to this day steeped in mysterious obscurity. Who asked the question first or more importantly WHY??
Was it asked out of idle curiosity by someone who observed a chicken crossing the road?? Or was it asked querulously almost in a why-did-it-have-to-the-bally-no-good-fowl tone because someone was interrupted while doing something extremely important like playing gilli danda or dozing in the summer heat on a charpoy under the cool shade of the mango tree, to go and get the chicken that had fled the coop?? Or was it asked by a vexatious child who in keeping with the typical nature of children the world over was on the lookout to outwit his elders and show them up for the ignoramuses they were, ill-equipped to answer the innocent queries of little ones??
Shrouded in mystery is also the inflection of the voice that must have first asked the question. Was it asked in amazement, with incredulity and perchance a tinge of suspicion that the person reporting the sighting of said chicken crossing the road had had a couple?? Was it asked in the cocksure way that quiz masters with answers at their finger tips (rather on the sheets of paper or maybe the laptop) have?? Or was it asked in a disinterested and I-couldn’t-care-less-but-if you-wanna-tell-I-am-willing-to-hear tone?? Was it asked lightheartedly or in a teasing I-bet-you-don’t-know-the-answer-to-this-one manner??
Hmm… it could well be that the person who asked the question first, knew for certain the reason for the chicken crossing the road, but never told anyone, wishing to keep it a secret unto the grave. It could also be that someone pulled a fast one on without a clue as to the chicken’s real intention, merely pretending to the rest of us of inside know-how. We would never know, would we?? In the mean time, we wonder, we speculate and churn out more and more answers in our quest.
Do YOU have an answer to why the chicken crossed the road??
Updated to add:
Here is a tweet from Siddhesh in answer to the question.
pallavi said:
Loved the list of ‘Who’s Who’ answers 🙂 as also the familial environment 🙂 As for the actual answer, I think I’d just say, he/she made a great escape from its coop 🙂
Shail said:
@pallavi,
Haha! Pal, that’s a good answer, Great Escape from the Coop! 😉
kirti said:
Its a small step for the chicken but a giant leap for the fowlkind .
Shail said:
@kirti,
Haha. Yeah, that’s how Armstrong would have said it! 😀 Nice one Kirti.
Dreamer said:
LOL! Malyali chicken crossed road to join the dharna in front of the secretariat, of course;). Liked the family reactions to the riddle too. Kya family hai!
Shail said:
@Dreamer,
WOW what an answer! Now that’s an excellent answer!! Of course! Where else would a Mallu chicken be headed??!! OMG, you are a genius Dreamer for coming up with this one. I can’t help but rotflol.
Govind said:
It is much simpler than the ‘which came first?-chicken or egg?
The chicken crossed the road because the road came first. Had the chicken come first then the road would hhave crossed the chicken. 🙂
BTW to you we should write a ode
for a post of more than 1200 word
on a very very simple episode
of a chicken crossing the road.
Shail said:
@Govind,
So says you. Who knows for sure whether the road would cross the chicken??! Besides who says the road came first??! Not enough proof! 😛
Thanks Govind 🙂
Govind said:
@Shail,
You got me wrong. I am not talking of the physical presence here. Imagine the road is going from North to south and the chicken from East to west. If the road reaches the point of intersection first the the chicken would cross it. On the other hand if the chicken reaches there first the road would cross it. Confusing? It is not me but my twin who thought this up. 🙂
leo said:
hmm..so much has been said about this incident that i kinda feel that this must be the most famous chicken(we’ve got K.F.C’s chicken of course).But even K.F.C’s chicken cdnt have taken up the colossal amount of human hours spent on thinking about said chicken.It was thus, that i cdnt help but notice the irony of the situation when u were wondering about the person who asked this first.What of the chicken in picture..Indeed the hero of this incident is at once the most famous yet forgotten face among chicken living or dead..the identity of Herr.Chicken(c iam making ammends to centuries of neglect)seems shrouded in mystery and sunk in anonymity..H.C would indeed join the list of man and beast alike who have gone to their graves leaving behind only their legends and not their pictures in the hall of fame.. 😀
Setting aside the possibility that this was the work of a wisecrack who wanted to throw the rest of humanity into a blackhole of answers,i wonder what became of H.C after the incident?Did it indeed cross the road?or was it run over by a horse-cart or some cart(even hippocrates had a say so this must be centuries old)?hehe..why bother..either way it would have crossed over to the ‘other side’..:D or was it that the chicken had no right to cross the road apriori,and H.C was a pioneer?was it indeed a small hop for H.C but a big leap for fowl-kind?Or was it a big leap forward as it stood at the cross-roads?
We have given H.C innumerable human hours,tons of print-space and now we are giving it cyber-space too..talk of fame! 🙂
Shail said:
@leo,
How right you are!! How could I have left out the chicken from the whole equation and the blog??!! *totally remorseful* But I am gratified that you have given the chicken time and space and asked the right questions! 😉 😛
Phoenixritu said:
The blog post is hilarious and so is the comment section. I loved Colonel Sanders’ reply the most. LOL, thanks for making my Sunday
Shail said:
@Phoenixritu,
You are welcome Ritu. Hope you have checked the other answers at the sites I have linked. They are all too good. 🙂
UmaS said:
OMG !!! Such a LOL post !!! 🙂
Loved the comments by those famous personalities !!! 😆
That family interview was damn apt to the situations… 🙂
Why did the Chicken cross the road ??? Probably, to meet with the Rooster !! 😉 😉
Shail said:
@UmaS,
Thank you Uma. 🙂 The Rooster Romeo was probably on the other side of the road making eyes at the chicken! 😉
manju said:
Ha ha! Enjoyed this one!
My answer- The chicken crossed the road because it was his ‘Dharma’! His was not to question why…. 😀
Shail said:
@manju,
Lovely answer Manju and original too! 😀
Reema said:
lol at the answers 😀 my answer is to get to the other side. simple!
Shail said:
@Reema,
That answer is taken. How about coming up with something new?? 😉 😛 🙂
utopia said:
Hi Shail,
hilarious post.:) 🙂 :). I stumbled upon your blog a week ago and I must say I am addicted to it.Have read almost all the posts by now.
These days the mallu chicken would cross the road, to get to the toddy shop 🙂
No offense to mallus, I am myself one 🙂
Shail said:
@utopia,
Welcome to Shail’s Nest and thank you. Glad that you enjoyed reading my posts :)And of course I love your take: Of course I agree, Mallu chickens cross the road to get to the toddy shop when they are done with the dharna like Dreamer said! Haha!
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