Sandhya: Shail, there is a comb inside the room. You can comb your hair.
Me: (face falls) But Sandhya, I only just combed my hair!!!
Uma, Me and Sandhya: Bwahahahahahahaha…
Me: (in between laughter) Wait till I blog about this!
If anyone had any doubts left, this clears it once and for all:
Shail is a Golliwog. Period.